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Nothing of value was ruined, I’ll allow it.
![]() 11/19/2016 at 14:39 |
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Cool wheels.
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Never drove the car, but 1500 miles on the tires????????????????
You’ll have to replace the tires.
![]() 11/19/2016 at 14:40 |
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Those wheels are awful. My buddy has them on his Silvia
![]() 11/19/2016 at 14:43 |
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The real question is, is it still “trail rated”?
![]() 11/19/2016 at 14:46 |
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It’s not even mall rated.
![]() 11/19/2016 at 14:50 |
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The Patriot is an utter piece of garbage so this is aight.
![]() 11/19/2016 at 14:54 |
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You’re right, it’s cause it’s missing the badge.
![]() 11/19/2016 at 14:58 |
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I like the concept, but the execution could be better.
![]() 11/19/2016 at 15:17 |
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Now I want eyebrows on my head lights.
![]() 11/19/2016 at 15:33 |
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The best cars to stance are cars that had no performance aspirations in the first place. This is alright with me.
![]() 11/19/2016 at 15:35 |
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Those eyelids are too cutesy to actually be agressive.
![]() 11/19/2016 at 15:56 |
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Not like it was capable off road machine in the first place.
I say stance them all.
![]() 11/19/2016 at 16:22 |
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How many bad decisionscan one make in their life before finally making a right decision?
![]() 11/19/2016 at 18:06 |
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crappy jeep remains crappy jeep
![]() 11/19/2016 at 18:43 |
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Judging from some of the people I know, literally all of them.
![]() 11/19/2016 at 19:00 |
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But do they drive one of these? At least the guys driving Civics and Jettas are an evolution of ricer/tuner culture.
![]() 11/19/2016 at 19:55 |
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One of my wife’s friends is trying to lemon law her Patriot. She came to me for advice last winter with a list of small SUVs she was interested in. I told her, “Buy whichever of these you like best, except for the Patriot. If you tell me you’re on your way to go buy a Patriot, I will tackle you.” Of course she bought a damn Patriot.
![]() 11/19/2016 at 20:04 |
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kill it with fire
![]() 11/19/2016 at 21:46 |
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Ugh. I guess it’s no different than fucking up any other car. Still ugh.
![]() 11/19/2016 at 21:48 |
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Someone please take it off some trail and leave it there.
![]() 11/20/2016 at 09:43 |
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Nobody EVER listens to advice. They say “Hey you like cars, I’m looking at these cars. Which one do you think I should get?” And then I say “, Well those two are solid choices but do not and I mean DO NOT choice that one.” They always fucking choose that one.
![]() 11/20/2016 at 10:04 |
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Yep. It’s uncanny how often that happens. I kind of understand the thinking of those who ask, “What do you think about XXXXX?” Those people are just looking for you to confirm that they should do what they’re going to do anyways. The people who come with a list, and I think there were like five on her list, and you tell them just avoid that one, how do they ALWAYS buy that one? How?!?! It’s madness.